Economic destruction 101

How to undermine a nation in one presidential term or less | Alex Tokarev

Associated Press

"When darkness comes and pain is all around,
Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down."

As Election Day approaches, presidential hopefuls are luring potential voters with Simon and Garfunkel evergreens. It's not the first time a purported bridge over troubled water has been a bridge too far. Darkness and pain in the early 1930s gave America a president whose economic policies prolonged a crisis caused by the preceding lack of executive and monetary leadership. And, imagine the irony, public schools still portray him as a savior. 

Now, we have the chance to make more history. The next man in the Oval Office will be given an opportunity to engineer a depression and a hyper-inflation in just one term. Buy one—get one free. All sales are final. Here is some free advice for the future leader of the free world on how to change America into a new Weimar Republic: