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Quick Takes

Oddball occurrences

Issue: "The Obama era," Feb. 14, 2009

Shell game

Say what you will about one New York thief: At least he was thorough. Walter U. Tessier returned a $10.99 lobster to an Amsterdam, N.Y., Price Chopper supermarket saying the crustacean was bad. But while Tessier went browsing for a bag of king crab legs to exchange for the lobster, store employees became suspicious of the rejected seafood. Apparently, Tessier ate most of the lobster and reassembled the crustacean to appear whole before returning it to the store. When confronted, Tessier fled on foot but was arrested later at his home and charged with petty larceny.

Built not to last

Even with an "unarticulated recyclable-box" design as described by United Nations architects, a 175,000-square-foot complex will cost the UN roughly $150 million to build-only to be demolished in 2013. The expensive temporary structure to be built on the UN's midtown Manhattan property will allow the international organization to renovate its aging headquarters. When renovations to the UN's headquarters on the East River are complete, the structure will be razed and replaced with a lawn. According to a 2006 internal report, the United States government contributes about one-fifth of the United Nations budget.

Booked over a book

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Police arrested a 39-year-old woman Jan. 22 after she failed to return a library book she checked out from the Jesup, Iowa, Public Library in April 2008. The woman, Shelly Koontz of Independence, Iowa, was charged with fifth-degree theft. Court records indicate both library officials and law enforcement attempted to contact Koontz to ask her to return the book and pay the library fine. Koontz spent two hours in jail before posting $250 bond.

Higher priorities

For one hotel patron, finishing a beer took priority over seeking treatment for a knife wound. Police in Edmonton, Alberta, responded to an emergency call at the York Hotel around 9 p.m. on Jan. 17 only to find the stab victim sitting at his table polishing off a brew. "He's got a minor poke to his chest, but he's not giving us any details," said Staff Sgt. Regan James. "You can imagine the level of his concern was not that high."

Life in the fast lane

Hummer owners might want to tap the brakes: A year-long study produced by a risk-analysis firm found drivers of Hummers were 463 percent more likely to be ticketed for speeding than the average driver. Officials with San Francisco--based ISO Quality Planning said the research may not indicate that traffic cops are more likely to single out drivers of gas-guzzling SUVs for speeding tickets, but that particular cars affect how a driver drives. Joining Hummer atop the list for most ticketed vehicles: two highly powered Mercedes Benz vehicles. Drivers of Buicks and minivans received the fewest tickets.

Horse power

For a pair of would-be tractor thieves in Ireland, escaping the crime scene on a pony appears to have worked, if only temporarily. Irish police are tracking down two suspects who fled a farm after failing to hotwire a tractor on a four-year-old white Connemara gelding named Snowy stolen from the stables on Jan. 12. The thieves ditched Snowy about two miles up the road from the farm and proceeded on foot, police say. "I know we are in the middle of a recession, but things must be really bad when someone uses a pony as a getaway car," said farmer Joe McGlinchey, who says he's just happy to have his animal back.

Tank trouble

Those who live and work near a certain Twin Falls, Idaho, storage tank found themselves in a sticky situation Jan. 22. The leaky tank allowed nearly 10,000 gallons of gooey cattle feed to ooze into a neighboring auto repair shop and a trailer park. The storage tank owned by feed supply company Performance Plus held feed made mostly of molasses. After the spill, Performance Plus said it hired a backhoe operator to help clean up the mess, which might take up to two weeks.

All in the family

For a California woman and her family, starting a business venture required an unusual verdict from a U.S. District Court judge. The business? A casino. The ruling? A confirmation from the court that Rhonda Morningstar Pope's small group of Me-Wuk Indians near Sacramento really constitute an Indian nation with a legal right to open a gaming casino over a legal challenge from Amador County. Now Pope's group, a federally recognized tribe consisting just of the woman and her children, will proceed with plans to build a 13,000-square-foot gaming complex that could employ up to 800.


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